Chaotic Good Weddings

Last-Minute Summer Special

Planning a wedding on chaotic-good timing? I’m offering elopements and last-minute ceremonies for just $250 plus travel/permit expenses. This special is valid for wedding dates from July 15 through the end of September, subject to availability, and requires at least one month’s notice. I’m happily adventuring anywhere within about a two-hour drive of Portland, Oregon—so if you just realized, “We should get married… soon,” this one’s for you.

A modern, minimalist wedding altar set against a dramatic dark teal wall, featuring a bold neon sign that reads “We Roll for Love” in electric pink and warm white. The sign is framed by asymmetrical arrangements of pampas grass, eucalyptus, and bright, unexpected flowers in orange and magenta, all anchored in sleek concrete bases. Uplighting at the base casts a glowing gradient up the wall, while soft overhead lighting adds gentle highlights to the neon tubing and plant textures. Photographic realism, captured from a slightly low angle to make the sign feel empowering and celebratory. The mood is rebellious yet romantic, ideal for an offbeat couple who wants their ceremony to be unapologetically their own.

Ceremony Options

Explore elopements, micro‑weddings, and full‑size ceremonies — whether it’s just the two of you or a big crowd of your favorite humans, I’ll keep the experience personal, playful, and grounded.

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A close-up of a hand-lettered wedding ceremony script resting on a rustic, paint-splattered wooden desk, surrounded by colorful sticky notes, doodled hearts, and scattered swatches of ribbon in bold jewel tones. A quirky enamel mug that reads “Chaotic Good” sits nearby, filled with pens and fountain nibs. Soft, diffused window light from the left creates gentle shadows in the textured paper and a warm highlight on the mug’s glossy surface. Shot from a slightly elevated angle in photographic realism, the composition uses the rule of thirds to emphasize the script’s opening line: “Let’s do this our way.” The atmosphere feels creative, playful, and collaborative, reinforcing the idea of custom-crafted ceremonies full of personality.

I officiate ceremonies of all sizes — from tiny elopements and cozy micro‑weddings to big, joyfully chaotic celebrations with a full guest list.

A whimsically styled wedding altar composed of stacked vintage books, faceted glass terrariums, and a pair of mismatched geometric arches painted in pastel teal and coral, all adorned with wild, untamed flowers and trailing greenery. The altar stands in a cozy loft space with exposed brick walls and warm honey-toned wooden floors. Late afternoon golden-hour sunlight pours through large industrial windows, casting playful shadows and soft highlights on metallic accents. Captured at eye level in photographic realism, with a shallow depth of field that gently blurs string lights and colorful paper garlands in the background. The mood is joyful, offbeat, and deeply personal, suggesting a ceremony tailored perfectly to a quirky, unconventional couple—even without any people present.

Custom micro‑weddings with up to forty guests, collaborative scriptwriting, light crowd participation, and space for your nerdiest traditions.

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Emergency

A close-up of a hand-lettered wedding ceremony script resting on a rustic, paint-splattered wooden desk, surrounded by colorful sticky notes, doodled hearts, and scattered swatches of ribbon in bold jewel tones. A quirky enamel mug that reads “Chaotic Good” sits nearby, filled with pens and fountain nibs. Soft, diffused window light from the left creates gentle shadows in the textured paper and a warm highlight on the mug’s glossy surface. Shot from a slightly elevated angle in photographic realism, the composition uses the rule of thirds to emphasize the script’s opening line: “Let’s do this our way.” The atmosphere feels creative, playful, and collaborative, reinforcing the idea of custom-crafted ceremonies full of personality.

Discreet day-of bag with first-aid, sewing bits, stain help, safety pins, and snacks for any guest.

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Comfort

A whimsically styled wedding altar composed of stacked vintage books, faceted glass terrariums, and a pair of mismatched geometric arches painted in pastel teal and coral, all adorned with wild, untamed flowers and trailing greenery. The altar stands in a cozy loft space with exposed brick walls and warm honey-toned wooden floors. Late afternoon golden-hour sunlight pours through large industrial windows, casting playful shadows and soft highlights on metallic accents. Captured at eye level in photographic realism, with a shallow depth of field that gently blurs string lights and colorful paper garlands in the background. The mood is joyful, offbeat, and deeply personal, suggesting a ceremony tailored perfectly to a quirky, unconventional couple—even without any people present.

On-call comfort buddy providing tissues, water, breathing reminders, and quick fixes while you enjoy your chaotic good day.

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Glow

A close-up of a hand-lettered wedding ceremony script resting on a rustic, paint-splattered wooden desk, surrounded by colorful sticky notes, doodled hearts, and scattered swatches of ribbon in bold jewel tones. A quirky enamel mug that reads “Chaotic Good” sits nearby, filled with pens and fountain nibs. Soft, diffused window light from the left creates gentle shadows in the textured paper and a warm highlight on the mug’s glossy surface. Shot from a slightly elevated angle in photographic realism, the composition uses the rule of thirds to emphasize the script’s opening line: “Let’s do this our way.” The atmosphere feels creative, playful, and collaborative, reinforcing the idea of custom-crafted ceremonies full of personality.

Gentle, low-fuss support for shine, flyaways, lint and dress snafus, so you feel comfortable being photographed.

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Essentials

Emergency Kit

Discreet emergency kit with bandages, sewing tools, stain remover, and snacks to keep everyone calm, comfy, and prepared.

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Touchup Service

On-site shine check, stray-hair tamer, and gentle blotting so you look refreshed in photos without a full glam squad.

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Micro Glow Up

A miniature-but-mighty makeup kit with professional‑grade products, sized just for your wedding day. Perfect for humans who don’t want to buy a whole drawer of products but still want to feel polished in photos. Designed for any partner, any gender — if you want to look good and still feel like yourself, this is for you. Product coming soon.

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Elopement

Elopements & Simple Ceremonies – starting at $350
Perfect for tiny weddings, backyard vows, and “just us” celebrations within the Portland metro and nearby southwest Washington. Includes a short, personalized script, coordination of the ceremony flow, travel within two hours of Portland, and filing of your marriage license. Ideal if you want it heartfelt, legal, and low‑stress without all the extras.

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Planning call and/or Zoom meeting

Personal vows

Custom script

License filing

Full ceremony

Fully Custom Ceremonies – starting at $650
Best for larger weddings and couples who want a ceremony that feels like it was written just for them. Includes a deep-dive planning meeting, a completely bespoke script, unlimited edits, help incorporating readings and rituals, coordination with your planner or venue, rehearsal support (as available), travel within 50 miles of Portland, and marriage license filing.

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Rehearsal included

Two planning calls

Keepsake script

License filing

A whimsically styled wedding altar composed of stacked vintage books, faceted glass terrariums, and a pair of mismatched geometric arches painted in pastel teal and coral, all adorned with wild, untamed flowers and trailing greenery. The altar stands in a cozy loft space with exposed brick walls and warm honey-toned wooden floors. Late afternoon golden-hour sunlight pours through large industrial windows, casting playful shadows and soft highlights on metallic accents. Captured at eye level in photographic realism, with a shallow depth of field that gently blurs string lights and colorful paper garlands in the background. The mood is joyful, offbeat, and deeply personal, suggesting a ceremony tailored perfectly to a quirky, unconventional couple—even without any people present.

Playful Ceremony Inspiration Zone

Browse sample scripts, unity ritual ideas, fandom‑inspired readings, and delightfully chaotic extras to help you design a ceremony that feels like the two of you, not a stranger’s template.

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